**Warning: Belligerent Language (read: cussin') used throughout**
WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?
NAME: Baxter (Bax) Wilhelm
HEIGHT: Pretty Tall EYES: Gazing off into the middle-distance
AGE: Unknowably Ancient WEIGHT: Fuck off
International Cryptid known by many names, including:
Devourer of Pages, Cosmic Paper Cut, Lord of Realms
Unseen, & Fuzzy.